A Story by Blueberry:
Once upon a time...I was walking in the park with my human. Across the green expanse I smelled something delicious. I led my human towards the wonderful aroma. When we arrived at the destination, there, before my very eyes, was something I have only dreamed of. An entire plate of overcooked burger patties - ON. THE. GROUND.
I was so stunned, so amazed that one of my dreams had actually come true that I stopped a few feet away to gaze upon the banquet. Sadly, that gave my human enough time to also see the dish and lead me away. For the remainder of the walk, I tried to lure her back to the plate - but she could not be fooled. I walked by there the next day and the plate was gone.
The moral of this story is:
If you ever find a plate of hamburger patties - do not stop to gaze at them - that's a rookie move. Instead, walk right up to that plate like you are the boss and gobble as many down as you are able before your human even knows what happened.
|"My human is a dream squasher."|