I bought that train for the sole purpose of seeing what Pistachio would do. I saw a meme last week that showed a tortoise with a toy train doing almost exactly what is pictured here. Gotta give credit where credit is due. I don't actually know who created that meme - but it was fun and their caption read "And there were no survivors.".
I am only sorry that I did not get footage of Pistachio running over the train. He trampled it to get to the dandelion greens I had hidden behind my back but he sniffed out. Clever boy.
P.S. No tortoises or tiny people that may or may not have been inside the train were harmed.